Naruto Nippon wai wai wai! ^___^
Found assorted files kicking around the net thanks to a tip from jcho which has now led into full-fledged obsesssion... these are the most hilarious things I've ever heard in my life.
and I must track down the episode with Iruka and the valentine's chocolate.
Kakashi is just hilarious... and Gaara does a *disturbingly* good Sexy no Jutsu voice, and poor Sasuke's voice actor couldn't make it through 30 seconds because he kept cracking himself up... ^_________^
[And Orochimaru's voice actress -- yes, I wrote voice actress, I've now seen that written in three different spots, though it still makes my brain melt -- anyway -- her doing Orochimaru-style vocal Sexy no Jutsu is OMGWTFBBQeyesporkage WRONG. @_@;;;;;;; I now need a toothbrush for the inside of my skull...]
Naruto's voice actress is just about as spunky and cute as Naruto the character. ^___^
Must go find email address of friend in Japan to beg for CD huntage...
Ed: I have... Bought everyone in the pub a drink Swam with wild dolphins Climbed a mountain Taken a Ferrari for a test drive Been inside the Great Pyramid Held a tarantula Taken a candlelit bath with someone Said ‘I love you’ and meant it Hugged a tree Done a striptease Bungee jumped Visited Paris Watched a lightning storm at sea Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise (not voluntarily... jet lag from hell coming back from Osaka...) Seen the Northern Lights Gone to a huge sports game (again, not voluntarily... class trip in Wales) Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa Grown and eaten your own vegetables Touched an iceberg Slept under the stars Changed a baby’s diaper Taken a trip in a hot air balloon Watched a meteor shower Gotten drunk on champagne Given more than you can afford to charity (I added up what I'd given to charities this year and realized it was more than my raise had been... d'oh!) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment Had a food fight Bet on a winning horse Taken a sick day when you’re not ill (well, not physically... but when stressed to the point of 'if I have to face this coworker today I'm going to tear his head off and scream into the gaping cavity of the skull because clearly his ear holess aren't connected to his brain in the usual fashion'.) Asked out a stranger Had a snowball fight Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier (with jeans on ^^;;) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can (did I mention the guy needing the skull removal?) Held a lamb Enacted a favorite fantasy Taken a midnight skinny dip Taken an ice cold bath (again not voluntarily...) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar (an American Indian traveling through town who gave me a feather because he said it was supposed to belong to me...) Seen a total eclipse Ridden a roller coaster Hit a home run Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking Adopted an accent for an entire day (several weeks actually... helps when trying to speak Japanese) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment Had two hard drives for your computer Visited all 50 states Loved your job Taken care of someone who was wasted (and tried to aim the barf for the floor @_@) Had enough money to be truly satisfied Had amazing friends Danced with a stranger in a foreign country Watched wild whales Stolen a sign Backpacked in Europe Taken a road-trip Been rock climbing Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice Midnight walk on the beach Been sky diving Visited Ireland Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them Visited Japan Benchpressed your own weight Milked a cow (and a goat) Alphabetized your records/cds Pretended to be a superhero Sung karaoke Lounged around in bed all day Posed nude in front of strangers Been scuba diving Got it on to "Let’s Get It On" by Marvin Gaye Kissed in the rain Played in the mud Played in the rain Gone to a drive-in theater Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it Visited the Great Wall of China Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog Dropped Windows in favor of something better Still use Windows most often though. Started a business Fallen in love and not had your heart broken Toured ancient sites Taken a martial arts class Swordfought for the honor of a woman well, for my own anyway... there was a total prick in fencing class... Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight Not specifically D&D though - a BESM variant... Gotten married Been in a movie Crashed a party Loved someone you shouldn’t have Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy Gotten divorced Gone without food for 5 days Made cookies from scratch Won first prize in a costume contest (yay!) Ridden a gondola in Venice Gotten a tattoo Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on good Lord, don't get me started on the kimono silk in the antique stores in Kyoto... Rafted the Snake River Been on television news programs as an "expert" Got flowers for no reason Got so drunk you don’t remember anything Been addicted to some form of illegal drug Performed on stage Been to Las Vegas Recorded music Eaten shark Gone to Thailand Seen Siouxsie live Bought a house Been in a combat zone Buried one/both of your parents Been on a cruise ship Spoken more than one language fluently well, fluently enough to get around in the country... Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone Bounced a check Performed in Rocky Horror Read - and understood - your credit report (having just gotten my wallet stolen, er, yeah...) Raised children Gotten lost in a character Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy Followed your favorite band/singer on tour Created and named your own constellation of stars Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country Found out something significant that your ancestors did Well, some of them were the Plantagenets... Called or written your Congress person Picked up and moved to another city to just start over Walked the Golden Gate Bridge Sang loudly in the car and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking Had plastic surgery (like Waki said, not the kind people think of...) Survived an accident that you should not have survived (I was born 2 months early and my chances of survival were less than 50 percent, and I should have been blind and retarded from the amount of time I spent on pure oxygen...) Wrote articles for a large publication Lost over 100 pounds Held someone while they were having a flashback Piloted an airplane Petted a stingray Broken someone’s heart Helped an animal give birth Been fired or laid off from a job Won money on a T.V. game show Gone on an African photo safari Ridden a motorcycle Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph/160 kph Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol (My dad taught me to fly a plane, drive stick shift, shoot a gun, and tie a square knot by the time I was 6. Of course, I was too short to reach the pedals of the car, so he lent me ankles...) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild Ridden a horse Had major surgery Had sex on a moving train Had a snake as a pet Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon Slept through an entire flight Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours (after being up for nearly 48 hours on the overseas flight from hell...) Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states Visited all 7 continents Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days Eaten kangaroo meat Been a sperm or egg donor Eaten sushi (AND watched my tablemates eat sushi that had been trying to get away...) Had your picture in the newspaper Had 2 romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about Gotten someone fired for their actions Gone back to school Parasailed Changed your name Petted a cockroach Eaten fried green tomatoes Read The Iliad (in Latin) Selected one important author who you missed in school, and read Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them Gotten 86ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you Taught yourself an art from scratch (several... sewing, dyeing, weaving...) Killed and prepared an animal for eating (fishing) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt Skipped all your school reunions Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language (I 'speak' some ASL too) Been elected to public office Written your own computer language Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream Had to put someone you love into hospice care Built your own PC from parts (And my parents', and my brother's, and nearly every friend I know...) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you Had a booth at a street fair Dyed your hair Not permanently, but yeah, for a part. Been a DJ Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal Written your own role playing game Been arrested.