Okay, that story is so our Genesis, but he doesn't set foot in the kitchen and if he did it would be a disaster, so he wouldn't bring in a proper sandwich. However, he can go on and on (sometimes for days) about a perceived slight or something that just irritates him.
And Angeal (The Wers) does cook. Though I haven't had a chance to taste one myself, I hear his Apple Puff Pancake is divine.
You're story - especially Sephiroth's part - made me LOL.