LOL, see, that's why you know this stuff--you actually can cook. I'm like, "Food comes from the grocery store. In little packs or in boxes."
Although I can cook some mean tempura and kara-age. But then, I am also Southern, and frying food is in my blood. *snicker* I had some older Japanese women tell me how hard it was to cook tempura, and I just stared at them. I said it was easy and they boggled, and finally decided I must be doing it wrong. Which made me want to yell, "I have been deep fat frying food since I was seven years old. Tempura is CAKE." XD