Re: Because, um, yes, I was determined...
^_______^ I'm imagining the welcome-home scenes now.
Zack (coming in the door with groceries): Hey, I've got fffmmmmph--
(Moon hits him with a more-literal-than-usual flying tackle in order to search the bags for sweets)
Zack (flat on the floor with warm soft fluff-and-wings sitting on his chest vibrating with almost-purrs): ...you know, this is why most people keep housecats instead of tigers. The housecats don't have the mass to bodycheck you at the door.
Moon: (thought bubble while unwrapping his latest discovery): Less snark, more scritching... ooh yeah, riiiiiight there...
Zack (grinning): You like that, huh?
(after Moon's extensive demonstration of ta's appreciation)
Zack (looking at growing floorpuddle): ...you know, Moon, next time let me get the ice cream into the freezer first.
Moon (thoughtbubble): Why? If it's in the freezer, no one's eating it. Or painting you with it. Or licking it off you... (time to put thoughts to action again!)