How you know you're reading one of my fics, totally ganked from lazulisong
1. Gender is no excuse. FOR ANYTHING. Relationships, romance, reproduction, yadda yadda, don't go crying to the squirrel about how people of your genital status aren't intended to do X, Y, or Z, because the squirrel got no pity, yo.
2. Somewhere along the way, someone is or gets pregnant. (Remember also #1.)